Illiterati Queen on your purple throne

Reading People Magazine to see what should be known

“Jeopardy” and “Wheel of Fortune” prop up your I.Q.

What on earth could be the reason I would ignore you?

Well I’ll give it to you

More than gladly

Yes I’ll give it to you

‘Cause I hate you madly

Couldn’t look any hotter slouched in your green sweats

Macaroni-stained shirt says you were a good bet

And the dirty white socks are very charming too

And you want to know the reason why I ignore you?

Well I’ll give it to you

More than gladly

Yes I’ll give it to you

‘Cause I hate you madly

Well there’s no good way that this will ever end

And there’s no real reasons why we should be friends

And there’s no one who’ll believe all that you put me through

And my hatred is the only thing I have for you

And I’ll give it to you

More than gladly

Yes I’ll give it to you

‘Cause I hate you madly